Made from this pattern

It's just not quite right, is it? I mean, I know Stef has a slightly larger than average skull, but still. Not right. Kind of cone-shaped, which is WRONG. I followed the pattern to the fucking letter as well. Just ignore the stripe wonkiness. No matter what I do, I always lose count.
Somehow, I don't think my sister followed the pattern faithfully, since her hat was nice and round and y'know, the right size, and mine came out cone shaped. So, I'm doing what I always seem to end up doing and making shit up as I go along with take two. Also, BIGGER NEEDLES. When in doubt, use something bigger.

It's just not quite right, is it? I mean, I know Stef has a slightly larger than average skull, but still. Not right. Kind of cone-shaped, which is WRONG. I followed the pattern to the fucking letter as well. Just ignore the stripe wonkiness. No matter what I do, I always lose count.
Somehow, I don't think my sister followed the pattern faithfully, since her hat was nice and round and y'know, the right size, and mine came out cone shaped. So, I'm doing what I always seem to end up doing and making shit up as I go along with take two. Also, BIGGER NEEDLES. When in doubt, use something bigger.