I went up to the Hoe for some fresh air. Glad I did. I overheard the most AMAZING conversation while I was up there.
Lad 1: Gaaaaawd he's fit. What's he like in bed?
Lad 2: Um, did you ever like, hump a pillow when you was younger?
Lad 1: well, like, yeah. But like, doesn't everyone? I mean...
Lad 2: He's like that. Just lays there
Lad 1: You serious?
Lad 2: It gets worse, right. At least the pillow don't sound like... I don't even know mate. Like a chihuahua shagging a dolphin. Right in your ear.
He then started trying to mimic the noise.
At this point, I had to get up and move, or I was gonna pee myself trying not to laugh.
Lad 1: Gaaaaawd he's fit. What's he like in bed?
Lad 2: Um, did you ever like, hump a pillow when you was younger?
Lad 1: well, like, yeah. But like, doesn't everyone? I mean...
Lad 2: He's like that. Just lays there
Lad 1: You serious?
Lad 2: It gets worse, right. At least the pillow don't sound like... I don't even know mate. Like a chihuahua shagging a dolphin. Right in your ear.
He then started trying to mimic the noise.
At this point, I had to get up and move, or I was gonna pee myself trying not to laugh.
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